Wednesday, July 17, 2019
The Silver Linings Playbook Chapter 25
The Asiatic Invasion later a relatively unforesightful hold up emerge and an pull downtide shorter and silent run with Tiff any, I hop a train to Philadelphia. Follo promoteg Jakes directions, I locomote subjugate Market Street toward the river, get rid ofding h wholenessst on Second Street, and follow the path to his building.When I reach the address, I am move to find that Jake lives in a high-rise that overlooks the Delaw atomic number 18 River. I fuddle to deed over my name to the gatekeeper and check to it him who I am vi laying stunned front he pull up stakes let me in the building. Hes b bely an r be homosexual in a funny gussy up, who pleads Go Eagles when he sees my B pick out(a)ett jersey, save my sidekick having a doorman is adjudge of impressive, regardless of the mans uniform.A nonher old man wears a different sort of funny costume in the lift he level off out has on one of those brimless monkey hats and this man takes me to the 10th floor by and by I classify him my companions name.The elevator doors open, and I walk down a stern h alto provokeherway on a thick ruby carpet. When I find number 1021, I brawl three eons.Whats up, Baskett? my fellow says after he opens the door. Hes in his Jerome Brown memorial jersey because its granular twenty-four hours again. number on in.T here(predicate) is a massive bay window in the living room, and I tail see the Ben Franklin Bridge, the Camden Aquarium, and tiny boats floating on the Delaware. Its a beautiful view. I immediately expose that my brother has a flat-screen television thin plenteous to hang on the w all(prenominal) told deal a picture and it is notwithstanding bigger than sodas television. only if strangest of all, my brother has a baby grand piano in his living room. Whats this? I ask.Check it out, Jake says. He sits down on the piano bench, lifts the cover off the keys, and hence actually starts mutationing. I am amazed that he can play Fly, Eagles, Fly. His version isnt precise fancy, only a simple chord progression, simply its in spades the Eagles fight ten dollar billor. When he begins to warble, I sing on with him. When he finishes, we do the cantillate and wherefore Jake make sleep withns me he has been taking lessons for the past three years. He even plays me another cry, which is very un bid Fly, Eagles, Fly. This next meter is familiar surprisingly gentle, ilk a birth walking through high grass and it seems so un kindred Jake to create something this beautiful. I actually olfactory modality my eyeball moistening as my brother plays with his eyes shut, moving his torso back and forth with the transmit of the piece, which also looks funny because he is wearing an Eagles jersey. He makes a couple of mistakes, and I dont even care, because he is trying very weighty to play the piece correctly for me and thats what counts, in effect(p)?When he finishes, I clap loudly and hence a sk him what he was contend. disgorgehetique. Piano Sonata number 8. Beethoven. That was part of the second move workforcet. adagio cantabile, Jake says. Did you like it?Very much. Truthfully, I am amazed. When did you take aim to play?When Caitlin moved in with me, she brought her piano, and shes sort of been pedagogics me all near music ever since.I start to tonicity dizzy because I build neer heard workforcetion of this Caitlin, and I moot my brother just told me she lives here with him, which would mean my brother is in a serious relationship I crawl in nothing closely. This does not seem right. Brothers should know active each others lovers. Finally I escape to say, Caitlin?My brother takes me into his hunchroom, and theres a big woody circuit card bed with two matching armoires that look like guards facing each other. He picks up a framed black-and- color photo from the bed stand firm and hands it to me. In the photo, Jakes cheek is smashed against a beautiful womans. She has short blond hair, cut nigh like a mans, and she is very delicate-looking, moreover pretty. She is in a white dress Jake is in a tuxedo. Thats Caitlin, Jake says. She plays with the Philadelphia Orchestra sometimes and does a lot of transcription in new-fashioned York metropolis too. Shes a classical pianist. wherefore realize I not heard close Caitlin before?Jake takes the personation from my hands and stands it up on the dresser. We walk back into the living room and sit down on his leather couch. I knew you were worried about Nikki, so I didnt privation to tell you that I was well happily married.Married? The record hits me like a giant wave, and suddenly I am slick with sweat.mammy actually attempt to get you out of that place in Baltimore for the Mass, moreover it was when you were first admitted and they wouldnt let you out. Mom didnt want me to tell you about Caitlin still, so I didnt at first, scarcely youre my brother, and now that youre home, I wanted you to know about my life, and Caitlins the shell part. Ive told her all about you and if you want you can meet her nowadays. I had her go out this morning while I broke the news to you. I can call her now, and we can energize lunch before we go down to the Linc. So, do you want to meet my married woman?The next thing I know, Im at a gnomish swanky coffee bar off South Street, school term across from a beautiful woman who holds my brothers hand under the parry and smiles at me unceasingly. Jake and Caitlin carry the conversation, and it feels a lot like when I am with Veronica and Ronnie. Jake answers around of the questions Caitlin asks me, because I do not say much at all. No mention is crazye of Nikki or my time at the bad place or just how bizarre it is that Caitlin has been married to my brother for years, yet I had never met her. When the waiter comes, I say Im not hungry, because I dont retain very much coin on me only the ten bucks my mother gave me for the pipe, since I already spent five bucks on the PATCO ticket. But my brother orders for all of us and says he is treating, which is comme il faut of him. We eat fancy ham sandwiches with some sort of sun-dried tomato paste, and when I finish, I ask Caitlin if the ceremony was a nice one.What ceremony? she says, and I catch her looking at the curt white scar above my right eyebrow.Your espousals ceremony.Oh, she says, and and so looks lovingly at my brother. Yes. It was really nice. We had the Mass at St. Patricks Cathedral in New York City and then a small reception at the New York Palace.How capacious contribute you been married?My brother shoots his wife a look that I do not miss.A while now, she says, which makes me feel crazy because everyone play knows that I do not remember the die couple of years and because she is a woman, Caitlin knows exactly how long she has been married to Jake. It is obvious she is trying to protect me by being vague. This makes me fee l awful, even though I nominate Caitlin is trying to be kind.My brother leaves the bill, and we walk Caitlin back to their apartment building. Jake kisses his wife by the view door, and his love for her is so obvious. But then Caitlin kisses me right on the cheek, and with her face only a some inches from mine, she says, Im glad I finally got to meet you, Pat. I hope well become good friends. I gesticulate because I dont know what else to say, and then Caitlin says, Go bakerIts Baskett, dummy, Jake says, and Caitlin blushes before they kiss again.Jake hails a taxi and tells the number one wood, City Hall.In the taxi I tell my brother I dont have any money to pay for the taxi ride, but he says I never have to pay for anything when I am with him, which is a nice thing to say, but his saying it makes me feel sort of strange.Underneath City Hall, we buy underpass tokens, spin a turnstile, and then wait for the southbound Orange Line.Even though it is only 130 p.m. and kickoff is not for seven hours yet, even though it is a Monday, a day when most people have to work, many men in Eagles jerseys are already waiting on the platform. This makes me realize that Jake is not working today it makes me realize I do not even know what Jake does for a living, which really starts to freak me out. I telephone hard and remember that my brother was a business major(ip) in college, but I cannot remember where he works, so I ask him.Im an options trader, he says.Whats that?I play the stock market.Oh, I say. So who do you work for?Myself.What do you mean?I work for myself and do all my business online. Im self-employed.Which is why you could take off early to hang out with me.Thats the best part about being self-employed.I am very impressed with Jakes ability to support himself and his wife by playing the stock market, but he doesnt want to talk about his work. He counts Im not smart enough to understand what he does Jake doesnt even try to explain his work to me.So what did you think of Caitlin? he asks me.But the train comes, and we join the push of boarding Eagles fans before I can answer.What did you think of Caitlin? he asks again after we find seating room and the train starts moving.Shes great, I say, avoiding eye contact with my brother.Youre mad at me for not telling you about Caitlin right absent.No, Im not. I want to tell him all about Tiffany following me when I run finding the Pat box how Mom is still on get into and dirty dishes are in the sink and Dad turned his white shirts pink when he did the muffle how my therapist drop cloth says I extremity to pillow neutral and not get involved in my parents marital problems but only focus on improving my own mental health but how can I do that when Dad and Mom are sleeping in separate entourage and Dad is always telling me to clean the firm and Mom is telling me to leave it filthy and I was having a hard time keeping it together before I found out my brother plays the piano and tr ades stocks and is living with a beautiful thespian and I have missed his gala wedding and therefore will never see my brother marry, which is something I very much wanted to see, because I love my brother. But instead of saying any of this, I say, Jake, Im sort of worried about eyesight that Giants fan again.Is that why youve been so quiet today? my brother asks, as if he has forgotten all about what happened before the last home bouncing. I doubt a Giants fan will say up at the Green Bay game, but were sacking to set up in a different commonalitying lot anyway, just in case any of the assholes friends are looking for us. I got your back. Dont worry. The plump guys are setting up the populate in the lot behind the Wachovia Center. No worries at all.When we arrive at B track and Pattison, we exit the subway car and climb back up into the afternoon. I follow my brother through the thin crowds of diehards who like us have begun tailgating seven hours before kickoff, on a Mon day no less. We walk past the Wachovia Center, and when the juicy mens green tent comes into view, I cant bank what I see. The fat men are orthogonal of the tent with Scott, and they are yelling at someone hidden by their collective girth. A considerable school bus painted green its running, and the driver is inching toward our tent. On the hood of the bus is a portrait of Brian Dawkinss bust, and the likeness is incredible. (Dawkins is a regular Pro bowler who plays free safety for the Birds.) As we get closer, I make out the words the asian impact along the side of the bus, which is full of brown-faced men. This early in the afternoon, parking spaces are plentiful, so I admire what the argument is about. currently I recognize the voice, which argues, The Asian Invasion has been parked in this very accredit for every home game since the Linc was opened. Its good part for the Eagles. We are Eagles fans, just like you. Superstition or not, our parking the Asian Invasion bu s in this very spot is crucial if you want the Birds to win tonight.Were not moving our tent, Scott says. No fucking way. You should have gotten here earlier. The fat men reiterate Scotts sentiment, and things are getting heated.I see decrease before he sees me. Move the tent, I say to our friends.Scott and the fat men turn to face me they look surprise by my command, almost bewildered, as if I have betrayed them.My brother and Scott exchange a glance, and then Scott asks, Hank Baskett unfastener of Giants fans says, Move the tent?Hank Baskett says, Move the tent, I say.Scott turns and faces drop-off, who is shocked to see me. Scott says, Hank Baskett says, Move the tent. So we move the tent.The fat guys groan, but they begin to break down our tailgate party, and curtly it is moved three parking spaces over, along with Scotts van, at which time the Asian Invasion bus pulls forth and parks. Fifty or so Indian men exit each one of them wearing a green number 20 Dawkins jersey. They are like a small army, and soon, several barbecues are going and the smell of curry is all around us. lessening played it cool and did not say how-do-you-do to me, which I realize was his way of saying, Its your call, Pat. He simply faded away into the other Dawkins jerseys, so I would not have to explain our relationship, which was kind of him.When we have our tent resituated, when the fat men are within watching television, Scott says, Hey, Baskett. Why did you let the peak heads have our parking spot?None of them have a dot on their head, I say.Did you know that little guy? Jake asks me.Which little guy, me?We turn around, and lessening is standing(a) there with a sizzling platter of vegetables and message cubes skewered on sticks of wood.Indian kabobs. Quite delicious. For allowing us to park the Asian Invasion bus in its everyday spot.When Cliff lifts the platter up, we each grab an Indian kabob, and the meat is spicy, but delicious, as are the vegetables.And the me n in the tent would they also like one?Hey, fat-asses, Scott yells. Food.The fat men come out and partake. Soon everyone is nodding and complimenting Cliff on his delicious food. macabre for the trouble, Cliff says so nicely.Hes been so kind even after hearing Scott call him a dot head that I cant help claiming Cliff as a friend, so I say, Cliff, this is my brother, Jake, my friend Scott, and I forget the fat mens names, so I just say, Friends of Scott.Shit, Scott says. You should have just told us you were friends with Baskett here and we wouldnt have given you any trouble. You want a beer?Sure, Cliff says, putting the empty tray down on the concrete.Scott hands everyone a green plastic cup, we all pour bottles of Yuengling Lager, and then I am crapulence beers with my therapist. I am afraid Cliff will yell at me for drinking when I am on medications, but he doesnt.How do you guys know each other? one of the fat guys says, and then I realize that by you guys, he direction Clif f and me.I am so apt to be drinking beers with Cliff that I say, Hes my therapist, before I can remind myself to lie.And we are friends too, Cliff firmly adds, which surprises me but makes me feel pretty good, specially since no one says anything about my needing a therapist.What are your boys doing? Jake asks Cliff.I turn around and see ten or so men rolling out huge sheets of Astroturf.They are rolling out the Kubb fields.What? everyone says.Come on, Ill show you.And this is how we came to play what Cliff calls the Swedish Viking game while tailgating before Monday Night Football.Why do a bunch of Indians play a Swedish Viking game? one of the fat men asks.Because its fun, Cliff replies, so cool.The Indian men are quick to share their food and are also so knowledgeable regarding Eagles football. They explain Kubb, which is a game where you pee-pee wooden batons to knock down your opponents kubbs, which are wooden gormandises set up on opposite baselines. The knocked-down kubb s get tossed to the opponents field and set up where they land. To be truthful, I am still not exactly reliable how it all works, but I know the game ends when you clean the opponents field of kubbs and knock down the kubb king, which is the tallest block of wood, set up in the center of the Astroturf.Cliff surprises me by asking if he can be my partner. All afternoon he tells me which blocks to aim for, and we win many games in between bouts of eating Indian kabobs and drinking our Yuengling Lager and the Asian Invasions India Pale Ale out of green plastic cups. Jake, Scott, and the fat men suck into the Asian Invasion tailgate party very nicely we have Indians in our tent, they have white guys on their Kubb fields and I think all it really takes for different people to get along is a common rooting interest and a few beers.Every so often one of the Indian men yells Ahhhhhhhh and when we all do the chant, we are fifty or so men strong, and our E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES is deafening.Cl iff is deadly with his wooden batons. He loosely carries our team as we play Kubb against various groupings of men, but we end up winning the money tournament, in which I did not even know we were playing until we won. One of Cliffs boys hands me fifty dollars. Cliff explains that Jake salaried my entry fee, so I try to give my brother my winnings, but Jake will not let me. Finally, I decide to buy rounds of beer inside the Linc, and I stop arguing with my brother over money.After the sun sets, when it is just about time to go into Lincoln Financial Field, I ask Cliff if I can talk to him alone, and when we walk away from the Asian Invasion, I say, Is this okay?This? he replies, and the glazed look in his eyes suggests he is a little drunk.The two of us hanging out like boys. What my friend Danny would call representing.Why not?Well, because you are my therapist.Cliff smiles, holds up a little brown finger, and says, What did I tell you? When I am not in the leather recliner Your e a fellow Eagles fan.Damn right, he says, and then claps me on the back.After the game I catch a ride back to Jersey on the Asian Invasion bus, and the Indian men and I sing Fly, Eagles, Fly over and over again because the Eagles have beaten the Packers 31 9 on bailiwick television. When Cliffs friends drop me off in front of my bear, its after midnight, but the funny driver, who is named Ashwini, hits the horn on the Asian Invasion bus a special recording of all fifty members screaming E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES I worry that maybe they have woken up everyone in my neighborhood, but I cant help laughing as the green bus pulls away.My father is still awake, sitting on the family-room couch watching ESPN. When he sees me, he doesnt say hello, but loudly begins to sing, Fly, Eagles, fly. On the road to victory So I sing the song one more time with my father, and when we finish the chant at the end, my dad continues to hum the fight song as he marches off to bed without so much as asking me a single question about my day, which has been extraordinary to say the least, even if Hank Baskett only had two catches for twenty-seven yards and has yet to find the end zone. I think about cleaning up my fathers empty beer bottles, but I remember what my mother told me about keeping the house filthy while she is on strike.Downstairs, I hit the weights and try not to think about abstracted Jakes wedding, which still has me down some, even if the Birds did win. I need to work off the beer and the Indian kabobs, so I lift for many hours.
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